I was reading this blog that made the Freshly Pressed page called How to Start Your Day Like a Rockstar and I just want to say, poppycock, or horse hooey, or balls! There I said balls. By balls I mean soccer or basketball or golf or big hairy ones or maybe even little dried up shriveled ones. That last one was not a very good mental picture, but I did like typing the word shriveled.
The blog lists 5 things that will make you start your day like a rock star: 1) Don’t rush; 2) Take time to do something you enjoy; 3) Set an intention for the day; 4) Meditate; and 5) Review your three most important tasks for the day. Let’s forget for the moment or forever, that doing things 2 through 5 will mean you will be rushing to get to work or school or wherever you think you need to be. Do you really think this is what a rock star does in the morning?
I think rock stars are sleeping until noon or later. They’re rock stars. They were playing a gig last night and didn’t crawl into bed until 3 am or later. When they do wake up, they aren’t rushing as I imagine they are having sex with a groupie or girlfriend or wife or some combination thereof. Of course, that would mean that numbers 1 & 2 are what a rock star does, just not in the morning. It also means that numbers 3 & 4 are unnecessary because they just got laid. As for number 5, I don’t think it is something they spend much time contemplating. I think they eventually shower, eat, hang out, party and show up for that night’s gig.
Of course, my vision of a rock star’s existence is based on repeated viewings of When You’re Strange, the documentary about the Doors. I watched it a few times for research purposes and because I think Jim Morrison was hot and I like their music. It is quite possible that today’s rock stars are early risers who meditate and set daily goals but that’s not how I like to think of them.
However, most of us are not rock stars. While there may be merit in doing the five things enumerated above, I still contend that doing numbers 2 through 5 will result in rushing to get wherever you need to be and if you choose not to rush, you’re going to be late and that’s not a good way to start your day.
I agree 100%. Who wants to listen to music created by someone who’s well adjusted? That’s just wrong. I thought you might like to know that Jim Morrison was born in the same town in Florida where I’m from. Yeah, you can say I’m a MAJOR fan. Great post!
Thanks! I’m a big Doors fan, too, and did know that Jim Morrison was a Florida native. I also agree that for many rock musicians, personal demons drive their creativity and that creativity has given us some great music.
Which is why I never became a rock star. Well, that and my lack of any musical talent.
Lack of musical talent doesn’t always stop people from trying to be rock stars.
Thanks for reinforcing that image by using the word “shriveled” twice.
And if you find a blog that tells you how to become a rockstar (without stupid suggestions like practice), I would love to see that!
Great song. There was an album of Morrisons recorded but unreleased lyrics and poems set to doors music that I used to have. Really good stuff.
“Shriveled” is as fun to say as it is to write! And you’re welcome.
When I first read that Rock Star blog, I did get her point…..but it occured to me later that I was already waking up like a rock star (hair sticking straight up, not getting out of bed until i hit the snooze so many times someone yells at me, standing in front of the coffee pot with my head underneath ….why use a mug…..). I think the more appropriate title would be “how to NOT wake up like a rock star !
Ha! You do wake up like a rock star! That probably explains why the only comparison to a rock star’s life that people want to experience is to party like a rock star. They tend not to think about the morning after.
I can still remember the words to this song and I haven’t listened to it in years. Does that make me strange?
Not in my book!
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Thanks, Malavika! And thanks so much for the inspiration – without your terrific post, I wouldn’t have had anything to riff on.