If You Wondered How We Got Here….

This guy nailed it.  The Reign Of Morons Is Here.

 

Cheese Distraught That Food Court Sentences Butter To Jail

I don’t know if you’ve been spending much time around conservatives lately, but they’re a glum lot. It’s as if they just found out their favorite hunting dog was run over by a Prius driving transgender vegan. I’m not quite sure how to console them, the conservatives, not the Prius driving transgender vegan though I’m sure he or she would be distraught about running over a dog.  So when my conservative friends

Hurricane Sandy Is Perfect Storm To Rock Zombie Party

At long last, I have a hurricane named after me! I’ve always wanted to be a hurricane. My chances have always been pretty slim. Sandy doesn’t often come up as a name and when it does, it is never needed.

But that all changed this year. I’m not sure when I became a hurricane but I just found out or I found out at 4:16 p.m. on Wednesday, October 24, 2012, in case you are reading this for the first time

Dear Twitter: How Did You Know?

Dear Twitter,

I’m not sure why you keep emailing me, but today’s email was a little disturbing. I don’t mind the emails where you let me know that some bit of banality that you assume I would care about has been twitted if that is an acceptable way of describing how bits of banality find their way onto the Twitterverse. I don’t mind the emails telling me someone has decided to follow me though I am shocked that anyone would. And it’s not that I don’t think I would be capable

So-so Challenge To Yourself Yields Satisfying Niblets Of Excitement

This is day three of the 30 Day Challenge where I tackle another question from the list. Today I will be answering Question 26 – Things you like and dislike about yourself. Once again this is neither a question nor a statement. Now the word question never appears on the 30 Day Challenge so you may be wondering why I call them questions. I have no idea except