Trivial Circus Elephants And The Purposeless Urinals Of Mundanity

I will soon be celebrating a birthday or two or three, I’m not sure exactly how old I am. The previous statement isn’t entirely true. I do know how old I am, but I’m not sure which date I should use to celebrate my arrival on the blog scene, nor do I know how I should refer to the auspicious occasion. Should I call it a blogaversary or a blogirthday? While I like the sound of blogirthday (it sounds like a Muppet word) I’m leaning towards blogaversary because blogirthday makes