The doorbell rang. She opened the door and shrieked. Then she remembered Ed McMahon was dead which meant she must be dead, too. Heaven was so not going to be what she expected!
This is another response to Trifecta’s latest 33 word challenge.
sandylikebeach
not your normal stream of consciousness
Ed McMahon as a minion of the angel of death.
Then what position does Johnny hold?
Supreme host.
I thought that was George Burns…
Oh, God! I forgot about him.
Missionary. You may already be a winner of Heavenbucks.
As long as they can be spent on wine, chocolate, music and men, I’ll be a happy heavenly camper.
In Heaven, all wine, chocolate, music and men are free, and also calorie-free.
Good to know about the free calorie treats that await. So what are Heavenbucks for?
The train to other afterlife places like Valhalla and Nirvana and Hotspurland
I do like to travel.
yay
I like the humor there. “Congratulations, ma’am you’ve just one the Afterlife Clearinghouse Sweepstakes”
That’s an afterlife where everyone wins.
When you get to the afterlife, does Ed McMahon bump over on the couch so you can sit closer to Johnny Carson?
Oh, I hope so! I’d love to sit for awhile in the coveted spot next to Johnny.
sounds like heaven to me!
It does sound fun. Thanks for stopping by.
Excellent, two for the price of one this week from sandylikeabeach! Another great response. This was
Sorry, pressed publish too soon. I was going to say this was a unique take on the prompt. Thanks for linking up
And I was going to say the first comment sounded a bit existential.
Oh my … unexpected twists and turns in such few words.
That’s why I enjoy the 33 word challenges – saying more with fewer words.