It seems to be quite popular in blogland to share the spam comments that you receive on your blog. I’ve been slow to jump on that particular spamwagon which is just like a bandwagon but without the musical instruments. Mostly because I don’t get that many spam comments. I’m sure my lack of spam comments is due to the spamicide I spritzed around the edges of my blog when I first began leaving my thoughts on the internet for all the world to see.
Unfortunately, the spamicide left a bit of a stain so I had to put the black border up to cover the stains. Some people will see that as validation to their beliefs that everything happens for a reason. I don’t think everything happens for a reason. I think lots of stuff is just random. Except the black border around my blog. That was by design – intelligent design.
I’m going to follow the example of other bloggers who have gone before me in using spam comments for blog fodder by copying the spam comments in their entirety. It pains the editor in me not to whip out a blue pencil and correct spelling, punctuation, grammar and structure, but to fully appreciate the spam one needs to experience it in all its unfathomable glory. Yes, I realize I just split an infinitive, but that’s not a real rule and if infinitive splitting is good enough for the opening credits of Star Trek, then I will boldly follow that example.
My witty responses to my unfathomable spam comments will follow in italics, though not because I think that my brilliant readers are incapable of discerning the difference between my writing and spam, but because I adore italics and look for any reason to make use of that beloved, yet slightly off kilter font. And now, onto the spam!
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And in the words of Porky Pig……..